Leave it to a blogger with a penname of Beauford Bixel to invoke a Jeopardy! twist to the Big Ten Bloggers' Roundtable. You're smart enough to know how the game works. So away we go.
A: Jay Paterno and the Spread HD
Q: Who is the much-maligned son of a coaching legend regaining his reputation based on this offensive scheme that said coaching legend cannot describe?
A: Joe Tiller's Mustache
Q: What signature facial feature on his dead-ringer for Wilford Brimley that will no longer be the adopted mascot for a Big Ten program heading in the wrong direction and headed next year for "no Hope".
A: The Color Purple
Q: Which Oprah Winfrey movie is also one of the 64 Crayolas that is associated with Winfrey's hometown Big Ten team and striking fear in Big Ten opponents.?
A: Brains
Q: What is clearly missing from rival site BHGP?
A: Hawkeye State
Q: What is the term describing the Catatonic condition referring to Iowa's more regular than not response to insufferable losses to Northwestern?
A: Rudy
Q: What is the code name LTP friends use to mock him for his Northwestern football obsession?
A: Knee Ligaments
Q: Which injury to Tyrell Sutton would end NU's season?
A: Terrelle Pryor
Q: What is destined to be use as the primary taunt chant in the annual Michigan-Ohio State grudge match.
A: Mark May
Q: Who is in severe need of a visit to see Dr. Lou - for punishment, not cure.
A: Rich Rodriguez
Q: Who will be the single largest liability on the state of West Virginia's 2008 tax return and damage Michigan's reputation by ending the longest bowl streak in the nation?
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
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4 comments:
Ah, but I see you're not smart enough to know how Jeopardy works yourself, LTP. ;-)
He provided answers... YOU do the questions. Oh, well, whattya want from a Northwestern education? You were probably studying during Jeopardy... heh
Update: Thanks to recruiting efforts at the Chicago 2016 office, I will now be hosting a total of 41 at my tailgate that otherwise would not have come. see you at the game.
Me, me, me..call on me!
A.Jay Paterno & the Spread HD
Q.Who recorded the 60’s hit “Cara Mia”
A.Joe Tiller’s Mustache
Q.What’s less attractive than Joe Tiller’s defense?
A.The Color Purple
Q.What makes BHGP see red?
A.Brains
Q. Why didn’t you go to school at Iowa?
A. Hawkeye State
Q. That “catatonic” line was perfect
A. Knee Ligaments
Q. I really thought that catatonic thing was clever
A. Terrell Pryor
Q. Wally Pipp is to Lou Gehrig as Tood Boeckman is to ______ ?
A. Mark May
Q. Who wrote Mark May’s Tales from the Washington Redskins?
A. Rich Rodriguez
Q. Who’s been booted from pizza night at Braylon Edwards house?
Yes...what Purple Flag said...
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